three word story

[meow]

lets play the three word story game!!! :D :D

rule: its easy! use three words to keep the story going!! add punctuations or start new paragraphs/sentences as you wish!

Let me begin with....

One starry night

[Sage Tech]

my server went

[Tim]

down! All data

[Dan]

was lost. And

[Mike]

Mike became hungry.

[Dan]

Two days later,

[Tim]

Mike died of

[Mike]

Tim's knife in

[Quantumstate]

his very tender

[Dan]

thigh area. In

[Quantumstate]

the distant past

[Dan]

we were all

[meow]

waiting for a

[Tim]

new, fun game

[kadhal]

when spiderman killed

[Mike]

Tim, Dan, and

[Dan]

Mike. Who knew

[meow]

Meow likes eating

[Quantumstate]

chocolate raisins while

[Mike]

sitting in a

[Quantumstate]

pear tree with

[Dan]

a bear and

[Mike]

another bear and

[flippys]

Two grapes that

[Quantumstate]

look like a

[meow]

bear with a

[Mike]

bear for a

[meow]

lovely lollipop. The

[Mike]

bear with the

[meow]

(Mike, stop the repetitious bear thing please =_= )

lollipop loves honey.

[Mike]

(sorry, I like bears?)

The PENGUIN that

[meow]

used to live

[Mike]

in a mansion

[Quantumstate]

in the bear

[flippys]

who had a

(needed to make message longer)

[nafi]

dinged up Volkswagen

[Dan]

that needed gas.

[nafi]

His bad credit

[Dan]

did not enable

[nafi]

him to purchase

[Dan]

a new volkswagon.

[Quantumstate]

so he had

(random filler)

[nafi]

a milkshake instead.

[Quantumstate]

After careful deliberation

[Dan]

the milkshake was

[nafi]

deemed highly toxic

[Tim]

because it couldn't

[meow]

shake. So he

[Quantumstate]

be symmetrical so

[LiveDesign]

he bit into

[Dan]

a nail that

[Tim]

was rusty and

[LiveDesign]

gave him Tetanus

[Dan]

Unfortunately he had

[meow]

no teeth, so

[Quantumstate]

his mouth bled.

[LiveDesign]

Strangely enough, fish

[Buffybean88]

was the cure

[soybomb2004]

for the festering

[Quantumstate]

disease which is

(mark that comment didn't quite seem to fit with the story)

[meow]

very deadly. He

[srowley]

was surprised at

[Quantumstate]

the extremely astounding

[flippys]

cow in the

[meow]

fish pond where

[Quantumstate]

the astounded fish

[meow]

can be found.

[flippys]

Two astronauts were

[nafi]

preparing dinner paste

[flippys]

while sniffing the

[nafi]

pilot's jock strap.

[flippys]

A giant squid

[nafi]

spread its tentacles

[Dan]

and wrapped around

[Quantumstate]

the extremely large

[Jozeh]

astounded cow and

[Tim]

it mooed because

[flippys]

the shoplifter had

[Arcorn]

Eaten a bucket

[flippys]

so he was

(message too short)

[Tim]

very hungry because

[Jozeh]

the digested bucket

[Arcorn]

was made of

[flippys]

pumpkins that were

[Quantumstate]

lacking nutritious value.

[Arcorn]

and had some

[Jozeh]

malnourished genetic deformity

[flippys]

that caused the

[Jozeh]

pumpkin to grow

[Arcorn]

Into a little

[Jozeh]

metal bucket that

[Arcorn]

had a little

[Jozeh]

chip in the

[nafi]

decorated northern lip

[Jozeh]

that caused the

[Quantumstate]

young boy to

[meow]

vomit into it.

[nirdesh]

and night begins!!!

[Jozeh]

at this time

[nafi]

the suspect met

[Arcorn]

a freakishly tall

Also this stopped making sense after Meow's post

[Tim]

Here is a recap:
One starry night my server went down! All data was lost. And Mike became hungry. Two days later, Mike died of Tim's knife in his very tender thigh area. In the distant past we were all waiting for a new, fun game when spiderman killed Tim, Dan, and Mike. Who knew Meow likes eating chocolate raisins while sitting in a pear tree with a bear and another bear and two grapes that look like a bear with a bear for a lovely lollipop? The bear with the lollipop loves honey. The penguin that used to live in a mansion in the bear who had a dinged up Volkswagen that needed gas. His bad credit did not enable him to purchase a new volkswagen. So he had a milkshake instead. After careful deliberation the milkshake was deemed highly toxic because it couldn't shake. So he be symmetrical so he bit into a nail that was rusty and gave him Tetanus. Unfortunately he had no teeth, so his mouth bled. Strangely enough, fish was the cure for the festering disease which is very deadly. He was surprised at the extremely astounding cow in the fish pond where the astounded fish can be found. Two astronauts were preparing dinner paste while sniffing the pilot's jock strap. A giant squid spread its tentacles and wrapped around the extremely large astounded cow and it mooed because the shoplifter had eaten a bucket so he was very hungry because the digested bucket was made of pumpkins that were lacking nutritious value and had some malnourished genetic deformity that caused the pumpkin to grow into a little metal bucket that had a little chip in the decorated northern lip that caused the young boy to vomit into it and night begins! At this time the suspect met a freakishly tall
giant elf monster

[meow]

who wanted to

nice Tim =)
well i started this wanting this to make sense but eh, has this ever made sense at all??
for example arent people suppose to start a new sentence if they see the above "three words" ends with a period/full stop?
vomit into it.

[Arcorn]

fire some fire

[nafi]

fighters without union

[flippys]

and purple unicorns

[meow]

without purple horns

[flippys]

, because they were

[Arcorn]

lacking in the

[nafi]

unmentionable department. Somehow

[Arcorn]

the world proceeded

[meow]

in their least