State The Obvious

[Tim]

One of the most popular forum games is known as "State the Obvious", or "Say something about the person above you." So why shouldn't we have it on HM? :D

If you haven't seen it before, it would be played like:
Jim: ^ Is Funny
John: ^ Has a scary avatar
Joe: ^ Is scared of avatars
Jan: ^ Is also scared of avatars
Etc, Etc, Stating something about the person that just replied before you that is obvious.

Let me begin:
^Is no one

[Sage Tech]

Tim is a PHP god

[DrWolfgangVonBubbles]

^ Is an administrator

[Tim]

^ Is truly trying to take over the world.

[Sage Tech]

Tim should learn other names for games like these

[Tim]

^ Should be open-minded and think of this name as a good thing :)

[DrWolfgangVonBubbles]

^ Was only kidding earlier about the whole taking over the world thing. Ha... ha...

[Sage Tech]

Tim should appreciate the fact that I am open minded and do think of this name as a good thing :)

ooops Wolf beat me to it, wolf needs a shorter username :)

[Tim]

^ Is a slow typer.

[Sage Tech]

haha Tim ias a funny dude

[Tim]

^ Thinks I'm funny, when Dr. VonBubbles is truly the funny one. (aka Is wrong :P) Also misspelled "ias".

[mck9235]

^Has exactly 666 posts, you are evil! :p

[Tim]

^ Is another slow typer. Silly.

[Sage Tech]

Tim should appreciate the fact I was touch typing so as not to miss the window of opportunity. Tim should stick to PHP :)

[mck9235]

Bah! You humbug!

^Is to fast of a typer, next thing I know he'll be replying to himself :p

Ugh, ST! You people are to fast :p

[Tim]

^ Is another slow typer. My oh my.

[DrWolfgangVonBubbles]

^ is an ingredient to my next experiment

[Tim]

^ Is scaring me to death. GET AWAY!

[mck9235]

^Sometimes scares me.

Tim you are toooo fast!

^Is to fast at typing.

[Sage Tech]

Wolf is cool,

Edit: so is Tim and Mck

[mck9235]

^Thinks my name is Wolf :p

[Tim]

^ Is SLOW.

[mck9235]

^Makes me feel slow. :(

:p

[EnderX]

I think we did this before and it was called spam.. I remember because they were new members trying to get their post count up.. but since post counts mean squat now, let's go for it! Sorry to be a troll...

^ has a hawt avatar

[mck9235]

^Knows my avatar is super sexay! :p

[Tim]

^ Knows that I made his avatar for him.

[mck9235]

:P Well you avatar making abilities are super sexay! :p

[Tim]

^ Enjoys saying "Hallo"

[mck9235]

^Knows that hallo is the new hello. :cool:

[Tim]

^ Is offline when he's really offline. Stupid vSig.

[mck9235]

^woops, changes to online

[Tim]

^ Is Goderator 2.0. When will 3.0 come out?

[mck9235]

^Does not have a cool custom title, mck suggests: 't3h PhP d00d'.

[Tim]

^ Is making fun of my title :'(

[starmena3]

^ beat me at posting so I had to edit :p

[Tim]

^Is either wrong, or a slow typer.

Edit:
^Edits his posts. Bad!

[mck9235]

^Thinks the latter.

[Sage Tech]

I think Mck is only playing this game because you can't solve my riddle (http://forums.hostmatrix.org/showthread.php?t=3344) ;)

[mck9235]

^Is partially right, I am also bored, maybe I should go eat dinner? :p

[DrWolfgangVonBubbles]

^ is afraid of dinner

[Dan]

^Is Fifty Percent Sane and 99.999% Insane

[DrWolfgangVonBubbles]

^ forgot to add 63.2% left.

[Sage Tech]

Doc, Ice and Mck should rep the person who started this thread ;)

[DrWolfgangVonBubbles]

^ Is full of good ideas!

[Sage Tech]

^ has seen nothing yet :D

[Dan]

^ Has more posts than me

[mck9235]

Doc, Ice and Mck should rep the person who started this thread ;)
Already has, and called him Timothy :p

^Has less posts than me

[Youpo]

^ Is someone we know?

[Dan]

^ Has a cool name :)

[mck9235]

^ Is someone we know?
What? :p
I don't get it, who is someone we know?

[Dan]

^ Is confused

[mck9235]

^Has a scaryish avatar which looks strangish :p

[688206002]

^ thinks that scary avatars are strangish

[starmena3]

^is an honoured guest

[Auto]

^likes to show his rear

:p

[starmena3]

^ likes to look at my rear :p

[Auto]

^ is egocentric

[starmena3]

^likes to play spades

[Dan]

^ is in the whatpulse program

[Tim]

^Favorite season is Winter

[Zelda]

^ is very helpful

[Tim]

^ Is too kind :D

[Zelda]

^ is kinder than zelda (checkmate :))

[prettydang1]

^does not speak ancient Mongolian.

[Zelda]

wtf ^ does not speak tongue :s


-and yes i do speak ancient mongolian xD

[prettydang1]

^'s name begins with a 'z'.

--I doubt you do! ;P

[Tim]

^ Lives in a hole.

[Zelda]

lol OWNED

^just OWNED prettydang1

[Tim]

^ Thinks I own someone :|

[starmena3]

^is having fun posting at this topic

[Tim]

^ Is right :D This is the only place where I moderator can spam (hehe)

[starmena3]

^was at #1 in the what pulse team since the beggining

[Zelda]

i dont mean owned as in belongs to

^is called starmena3!

[starmena3]

^ reminds me of zelda the game

[Zelda]

^ reminds me of starmena3 the game- even though it doesnt exist :p

[shwaza]

^just made a post about starmena

[mck9235]

^Is back from Vacation! :D

[starmena3]

^is always happy

[Zelda]

^ is an imaginary video game character according to zelda ^_^

[starmena3]

^ has a big imagination :p

[Zelda]

lol ^ is the hero in the video game "galacticus starmenicus v3.2

[mck9235]

^Is generally located in his house.

[Zelda]

^ worst joke ever- comic book guy

[starmena3]

^ doesn't know that mck's message was for me

[Zelda]

^had a message by mck

[Dan]

^ is thirteen years old

[Zelda]

^ also is a thirteen year old

[688206002]

^ runs xenox.hostmatrix.org

[Zelda]

^ runs an exceptionally cool site but i forget the name :p

[mck9235]

^Doesn't know that 688206002's exceptionally cool site is Epinephrine Rush!

[Zelda]

thats the one! ^ has a blog ;)

[shwaza]

^posted that at 1:51 PM atlantic time

[mck9235]

^Has a vSig :cool:

[688206002]

^Also has a vsig

[mck9235]

^is from Canadia! :p

[prettydang1]

^ isn't composed entirely of cheese!

[DrWolfgangVonBubbles]

^ is composed entirely of cheeze! :P

[Dan]

^ Is from Hell

[Auto]

^types faster than me

[DrWolfgangVonBubbles]

^ is confusing

[prettydang1]

^ doesn't eat tin foil

...how did you know I'm made of cheese??

[Auto]

^ instead of using his/her name when ask for a signature this person quotes people.

[prettydang1]

^ has no avatar.

...i don't just quote people...I quote sherlock holmes!

[Auto]

^ is walking the thin line of sanity while only balancing his/her self with a hat.

[prettydang1]

^ said sanity is a thin line...more like a high wire. I'm having fun bouncing around in the net beneath...

i'm a she, btw.

[DrWolfgangVonBubbles]

^ secretly is Canadian

< is hungry...

> Is this text

V is that way

[prettydang1]

^ is hungry

< likes to copycat clever things

> right

V my signature!

[Tim]

^ I'm not your signature.

[DrWolfgangVonBubbles]

^ isn't Tim :P

[mck9235]

^Is definitely not 100% sane.

[DrWolfgangVonBubbles]

^ needs to prove it... Muhahahahahahahahahaha... -cough- ...HA!

[Tim]

^Just proved it.

[Zelda]

^ is 100% completely sane :p

[Tim]

^ Is right :D

[Zelda]

^ is a php genius!

[DrWolfgangVonBubbles]

^ is trying to get on Tim's good side. :P

[Zelda]

^ foiled zelda's plan xD

[Youpo]

^Is the longest chat about jibberish

[nafi]

^ thinks HM rules
< thinks STO should make a comeback (It is 3 years ago, after all).
V Will tell me to shut up (and will probably be Tim)

[Tim]

^ Shut up.

[nafi]

^ Doesn't mean that.

[Dan]

^ is crazy.

[Tim]

^ What big teeth you have :D.
http://forums.hostmatrix.org/image.php?u=1174&dateline=1111194757

[Dan]

The better to eat ^ with :)

[Tim]

^ Is a cannibal.

[Dan]

^ finally understands

[Tim]

^ Likes his humans Ic3 CoLD

[Dan]

^ No longer has flashy mod avatar :(

[Tim]

^ No longer has italic name :(

[Dan]

^ is the only person, besides myself, playing this game :)

[flippys]

^ is lying, I am also playing :P

[LiveDesign]

^ doesn't realize that I am also playing and sneaky like ninja.

[Dan]

^ is not sneaky like a ninja, because I can see him :)

[LiveDesign]

^ should check what he thought he saw....oh wait....is that a cardboard cutout of a ninja?!?

[Tim]

^ Name reminds me of creationism. LIFE DESIGN! :P

[Dan]

^ likes numbers

[Tim]

^ LOVES numbers

[LiveDesign]

^ spells his name T - I - M. Thats amazing!!

[Quantumstate]

^ Got in the way on me getting to state the obvious about what Tim's numbers really are.

[Tim]

^ Knows what my numbers are :O

[Quantumstate]

^ Loves the Fibonacci numbers

[LiveDesign]

^ is now satisfied. :D

[flippys]

^ is going to be satisfied by Mike anytime soon

[LiveDesign]

^ is going to be jealous that I am the one being satisfied by Mike and not him.

[nafi]

^ gayjacked the game

[Mike]

^ is yuck :( :(

[Quantumstate]

^ Has HM set as his homepage

[flippys]

^ is going to be convicted by squirrels in two years

[Arcorn]

^Is likely to eat a squirrel in two years.

[nafi]

^ has a few squirrel recipies tucked away somewhere

[Tim]

^ Speaks nonsense.

[flippys]

^ should not say that ^^ is speaking nonsense while ^ is secretly a unicorn in disguise.

[Tim]

^ Speaks nonsense.

[flippys]

^ Is repeating himself.

[nafi]

^ reads repeated nonsense

[Tim]

^ Speaks "nonsense"

[xexos]

^likes toilet paper avatars

[flippys]

^ is a giant squid with two and a half arm.

[Tim]

^ Speaks nonsense
^^ REALLY speaks nonsense
< Speaks nonsense
V Probably speaks nonsense

[Mike]

^ speaks nonsense
< needs a new power supply
V is a designer

[Tim]

^ Speaks!?!?!

[Mike]

^ wonders if < speaks
< speaks
V is not Tim

[Tim]

^ Speaks nonsense.

[nafi]

^ has 1 measly greeny

[Tim]

^ Speaks truth :(.

[Dan]

^ is sad because Nafi has finally revealed Tim's Nakedness...

[Tim]

^ Also Has 1 Rep! Ha!

(edit: ew, vBulletin destroyed my ALL CAPITAL LETTERS)

[Dan]

^ is right!
< Goes into a corner and cries :(

[Tim]

^ Crier!
^ Done with school?
< Not done with school

[Dan]

^ is not done with school!?!
< is done with school!
v is also done with school!

[Tim]

^ Is wrong
< Is not done with school
V Feels bad for me.

[Dan]

^ is wrong
< doesn't feel bad

[Quantumstate]

^Has a cruel heart
<Feels bad for Tim

[flippys]

^ Is drunk
< Is hungover
V Drinks milk

[nafi]

^ sells milkshakes
< drank tiger milk last night at the MacNab Scottish (in Lady Grey) festival last night (where hardly anyone spoke English)
V wishes V was there

[Tim]

^ Nonsensical.

[nafi]

^ has difficulty with comprehension
< had some after effects at the time of posting
V believes the adage that a good comprehension requires but half a word

[Tim]

^ Clouded mind.
< Free!
V Free!

[Jozeh]

^ Free
< Priceless
V cheap

[nafi]

^ soooooo right. (what? you thought I hung out here for fun? It's for the FREE HOSTING mate!)

[Tim]

^ !fun.
< fun
V !fun

[xexos]

^ is having fun
< just ate UV Jello
V is jealous because I just ate UV Jello. that glows.

[flippys]

^ is listening to ^'s neighbors playing scrabble
< Is eating vanilla icecream
V is choking pie

[Arcorn]

^ Obviously has eaten ice cream
< Hasn't choked on pie but nearly choked on an apple last week
V Will be a person of some description.

[flippys]

^ got me wrong. What I meant was that ^ was choking pie, not choking on pie.
< Is not charlie
V Hasn't been eating santa's since last year

[Jozeh]

^ Sounds upset that they are not charlie
< eats chocolate Santas every year
V has been given a yellow snow cone by ^^

[Arcorn]

^Could of eaten that yellow snowcone
<Almost saved a penalty today
V Has eaten cheese before

[flippys]

^ is not filthy
< is listening to Cradle of Filth
V is planning on getting filthy today

[Arcorn]

^Obviously isn't aware I played football yesterday and don't have to play today
<Didn't have to go to Tamworth to play
V Plays some form of sport

[flippys]

^ is wrong, I don't play any form of sport.
< is listening to John Denver - Country roads ^^,
V should get in the shower and have a barbecue

[Jozeh]

^ lazy for not playing any sport
< did shower and have a bbq today
V wishes their taste in music was as good as ^^'s

[nafi]

^ needs to shower again today
< ditto
V is clean

[Arseniy]

^Was dirty month ago
<is really clean
vis asking myself "am I need some bath?"

[flippys]

^ is not as clean as ^ thinks
< hasn't been around for a while
V is talking to someone with dark hair

[Mike]

^ is wrong
< is right
V is writing

[Tim]

^ Name in reverse is eKim!
< Name in reverse is mit!
V Is feeling the end of summer or winter, depending on which hemisphere!

[Jozeh]

^ Shall no be known as back-to-front boy
< name backwards is Hezoj (HM) or Fezoj (real)
V Is wondering what to do for the rest of the summer or winter depending on what hemisphere their in.

[Tim]

^ Shall now be known as Hezoj!
< Shall now complete summer homework :(
V Shall now do ... something.

[nafi]

^ is wrong (and lazy / hard working, depending on the hemisphere)
< is happy it's spring
V is happy it isn't

[flippys]

^ is probably walking around the house in his underwear
< wants to smoke a cigarette
V doesn't smoke

[Jozeh]

^ is wrong
< is smoking a cigarette
V is probably going to write about smokers

[Quantumstate]

^ is wrong
< is not going to write about smokers
V is convinced I am not writing about smokers

[nafi]

^ is convinced <'s convinced ^'s not writing about smokers
< is confused
V started this whole mess

[Tim]

^ Prognosticator!