Genie

[prettydang]

So this guy finds a genie in a bottle. The genie, once out, bows to the man and says, "I'll grant you one wish!"

"Only one?" asked the man. "I though I could get three!"

"But I'm tired," said the genie. "But one wish is special, right?"

"Fine." the man thought a moment...only one wish: better make it count. "I hate flying," he said at last, "and I'm bad about boats, but I've always wanted to go to Hawaii. Can you build me a huge bridge from the continent to Hawaii?"

The genie frowned. "But that's so big! Can't you just wish for something smaller? Something that I don't have to build?"

"Fine..." he thought another moment. "Okay, I have always wanted to understand women!"

"Okay," said the genie, "did you want that a two or a four lane road?"

Haha, but seriously. If a lazy genie offered you just one wish, what would yours be? I'd wish that every time I went to buy something the exact amount I'd need would appear in my purse.

yours.

[shwaza]

Well, i'd obviously take the tricky/smart way about it and ask for more wishes :P, that's a pretty funny joke though :P

[mck9235]

Id ask for 'x' amount of wishes or just ask for an insane amount of cash. :P Or if i'm not feeling greedy something a little bit smaller. :P

[JackZhou]

I would wish for a computer upgrade:(

[Gwendylyn Post]

lol... my brother and I have the fool-proof plan...

Have a wallet that automatically refills with the nation's current currency. Because, really, that way you just keep shelling out twenties until you die, and never be found with a dangerously large bank account and have to deal with taxes or IRS inquiries or.... ok, I think I made my point.

[EnderX]

Originally posted by Gwendylyn Post@Feb 7 2005, 06:39 PM
lol... my brother and I have the fool-proof plan...

Have a wallet that automatically refills with the nation's current currency. Because, really, that way you just keep shelling out twenties until you die, and never be found with a dangerously large bank account and have to deal with taxes or IRS inquiries or.... ok, I think I made my point.
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Great plan.. except for one thing.. what happens if someone steals your wallet? Crooks are pretty happy when they find a wallet with 50+ dollars in it (American.. since that's where I'm from, obviously).. think of how it'd be if they found a REFILLING wallet..

Might want to add a little security feature on that wish.;)

[mck9235]

Ok we have the wish part down, now let's see whats left:
1. <s>Get wish</s>
2. Find genie

I think #2 is where we will run into a snag. :P

[Gwendylyn Post]

LOL Ender! I hadn't thought of that! I have been shot down...

I suppose I could pretend to be entirely selfless and say that I am just spreading the wealth to the less privileged (and unbalancing the current inflation rate at the same time) :P Of course then there would be violence, theft, and murder attributed to the desire to have the ever fulfilling wallet.

[undacuvabruva]

I have the best wish.

...
I wish there was another genie here that could give me 3 wishes.
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:P
then i'd wish for
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A lot of money
A new Car
another genie
...
etc
etc

[srowley]

I'd wish for world peace.






















Nah, give me Gwen's wallet!

[Canada1824]

I don't wish for anything

I wish not to have ecezma!!!

I wish for peace in the Middle East

I wish to have $10 000

[DrWolfgangVonBubbles]

I'd wish for a supermodel slave that never dies, that can grant unlimited wishes, wearing a coat made of $100 bills and had a valid deed to the entire world in it's pocket.

Brilliant!

[flames]

1.i want to genie to give me more wishes (as usual!)
2.money maker
3.no fat in burgers! no cholesterol in junk food :P

[Teelo]

Originally posted by srowley@Feb 10 2005, 03:24 AM
I'd wish for world peace.
Nah, give me Gwen's wallet!
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I would wish for security clearance to everywhere worldwide.

This includes bank vaults, computer stores, supermodels changing rooms, etc. :) :lol:

[mck9235]

Originally posted by Canada1824+Feb 10 2005, 01:19 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Canada1824 @ Feb 10 2005, 01:19 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>I wish to have $10 000
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Why stop at $10,000? :P

Originally posted by DrWolfgangVonBubbles@Feb 12 2005, 09:30 AM
I'd wish for a supermodel slave that never dies, that can grant unlimited wishes, wearing a coat made of $100 bills and had a valid deed to the entire world in it's pocket.
Brilliant!
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I like the $100 dollar bill coat and the deed to the world! :D

Originally posted by flames@Feb 12 2005, 04:34 PM
1.i want to genie to give me more wishes (as usual!)
2.money maker
3.no fat in burgers! no cholesterol in junk food :P
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Money.... :D
Are we forgetting about calories, you cannot exceed more than 1500 a day, no matter what you eat. :P

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I would wish for security clearance to everywhere worldwide.

This includes bank vaults, computer stores, supermodels changing rooms, etc. :) :lol:
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The last one is the best. ;)

[JackZhou]

I'd still wish for a computer upgrade.

Or... CASH!